Things no one tells you about being pregnant.

So I am slowly learning all these new things as my body changes.  First of all I have always been a person who pees a lot.  Well hello holy crap I am peeing like every 45 minutes.  This makes for an interesting car ride back north to my mom's.  8.5 hours of driving equals a crap ton of peeing.  This has got to be the best sign ever on the drive!!



Speaking of liquids not only do you pee a lot but you secrete a lot of liquids in your chach...stock up on panty liners.  You will need them daily literally.  I wish I would of known this sooner!!!  With that extra liquid comes extra yeast...yes yeast and yeast infections.  FML. 

PS your boobs really do get sore and hurt so damn much!!!!!!!!!  Oh and they start to get dry and almost crusty.  Vomit.  I know this is all part of being pregnant but really no one lets you know about these things.  I have literally 'googled' these things to make sure I am normal.  Oh and definitely join pregnancy blogspots like thebump.com.  Those ladies will talk about and share anything with you.

In closing apparently during labor you can TEAR your vagina like seriously tear it and it hurts.  I have read about getting sewed back up and having to wear an ice pack in a diaper to ease the pain.  On top of all that you need to take stool softeners to make your poop softer so you do not have to push as hard for a bowel movement and your vagina does not hurt (as much) while healing.  WTF???  I asked my obgyn is it is at all possible to be put under anesthesia during birth and he laughed.  I guess he thought I was JOKING!!!