If I hear that question one more time I may hurt someone. I get asked it atleast twice a day at work. Then again when I see my neighbors while walking my dog and even today at the doctor's office. Yes I am still pregnant.
I am only at 37 weeks 2 days. How early would you like me to go into labor??? Can I atleast go my 40 weeks or is that not okay with you? Once I make it to 40 weeks you can ask me 5 times a day if I am STILL pregnant but until then please STFU. Ugh.
It is super annoying when someone you do not even know asks you that question and comments on how 'you look like you're going to pop'. Um thank you for your ass backward compliment?? I cannot imagine how that is a nice thing to say to someone; none the less someone who is pregnant. PS also someone that you do not know or have never met before. I suppose responding by punching you in the face or kicking you in your balls is not appropriate?
Does me being pregnant allow other individuals to be downright rude? I would think since we (i.e those growing a life inside of us) tend to be more emotional and sensitive that others would be more respectful but that is not the case. Yes Captain Obvious: I am still pregnant. Ask me again and I may put my foot up your ass!!!!
Vent Over.
Well it is officially the final month of my pregnancy!! I cannot believe how quickly it has come and gone. I am sure the next few weeks will drag but all in all I have been very lucky with this pregnancy. Little man is definitely still a night owl and loves to wake me up at 3 am with some kicks and jabs. I guess he is letting me know that he is officially in charge and prepping me for his arrival.
I am now to the point where I am wondering what will he look like? What will his personality be like? Will he have daddy's complexion? Mommy's lips? Hopefully daddy's eyes!! How much will he weigh? Then other questions come to mind like how long will the labor be? And honestly how painful will labor be??
We will definitely be ready and excited to meet him, hold him, kiss him, love him!!
January 23rd Doctors Appointment
Baby Boy's Stats
Heart Rate: 140
Momma's Weight Gain +20 lbs.
0 dialated/0 effaced. :/
Cravings:
Cereal
MILK
Water
Blueberries.
Oh the joys of being pregnant and everyone thinking they know what is best for you! I have found that everyone has something to say even if you did not ask for an opinion or want to hear it.
Oh my lord...it is the most annoying thing ever. I have been told by many that you will get a lot of 'advice'-wanted and unwanted from friends, family members, coworkers and even strangers. Well those people were completely right.
Here are some of the most memorable things I have heard from the "experts".<--Insert sarcasm here. And the things I would love to say back but my mama taught me manners.
You should not drink or eat(Caffeine, fish, cheese, junk food, etc.) Thank you Doctor Oz.
You can't do that while pregnant(Carry x,y,z, walk for long periods of time, clean, etc.) So I should just sit on my ass and do nothing??
Are you planning on breastfeeding? It really is best for baby. In your opinion it may be but to me it is a personal decision.
Are you sure you're only having ONE baby? Um eff you.
Get all the sleep you can now because you will not get any when baby comes. What makes you think I am getting sleep now??
Did you want a boy or girl? How about a healthy baby??
Oh you aren't sharing the babies name? I hate when people do that. We are simply doing it to piss you off!
You're going to send the baby to daycare, get a nanny, etc? You should really be home with the baby. Oh okay let me get right on that and then you can pay all my bills for me!
What are you having?? Um a baby.
Are you pregnant? Nope just fat.
When are you due? Answer. You look big, small, etc. Again thank you for noticing.
You look huge. Would anyone say that to someone who is not pregnant? Probably not. I would love to respond with you are obese, ugly, stupid, rude, etc. But I just smile.
Must be nice to get to eat anything you want for 9 months. Really??? Most pregnant women do not do that dumb-ass.
Your bump is now a mountain. You're still a dumb-ass.
