Oh the joys of being pregnant and everyone thinking they know what is best for you! I have found that everyone has something to say even if you did not ask for an opinion or want to hear it.
Oh my lord...it is the most annoying thing ever. I have been told by many that you will get a lot of 'advice'-wanted and unwanted from friends, family members, coworkers and even strangers. Well those people were completely right.
Here are some of the most memorable things I have heard from the "experts".<--Insert sarcasm here. And the things I would love to say back but my mama taught me manners.
You should not drink or eat(Caffeine, fish, cheese, junk food, etc.) Thank you Doctor Oz.
You can't do that while pregnant(Carry x,y,z, walk for long periods of time, clean, etc.) So I should just sit on my ass and do nothing??
Are you planning on breastfeeding? It really is best for baby. In your opinion it may be but to me it is a personal decision.
Are you sure you're only having ONE baby? Um eff you.
Get all the sleep you can now because you will not get any when baby comes. What makes you think I am getting sleep now??
Did you want a boy or girl? How about a healthy baby??
Oh you aren't sharing the babies name? I hate when people do that. We are simply doing it to piss you off!
You're going to send the baby to daycare, get a nanny, etc? You should really be home with the baby. Oh okay let me get right on that and then you can pay all my bills for me!
What are you having?? Um a baby.
Are you pregnant? Nope just fat.
When are you due? Answer. You look big, small, etc. Again thank you for noticing.
You look huge. Would anyone say that to someone who is not pregnant? Probably not. I would love to respond with you are obese, ugly, stupid, rude, etc. But I just smile.
Must be nice to get to eat anything you want for 9 months. Really??? Most pregnant women do not do that dumb-ass.
Your bump is now a mountain. You're still a dumb-ass.
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