Are you STILL Pregnant???

If I hear that question one more time I may hurt someone.  I get asked it atleast twice a day at work.  Then again when I see my neighbors while walking my dog and even today at the doctor's office.  Yes I am still pregnant. 



I am only at 37 weeks 2 days.  How early would you like me to go into labor???  Can I atleast go my 40 weeks or is that not okay with you?  Once I make it to 40 weeks you can ask me 5 times a day if I am STILL pregnant but until then please STFU.  Ugh. 

It is super annoying when someone you do not even know asks you that question and comments on how 'you look like you're going to pop'.  Um thank you for your ass backward compliment??  I cannot imagine how that is a nice thing to say to someone; none the less someone who is pregnant.  PS also someone that you do not know or have never met before.  I suppose responding by punching you in the face or kicking you in your balls is not appropriate? 

Does me being pregnant allow other individuals to be downright rude?  I would think since we (i.e those growing a life inside of us) tend to be more emotional and sensitive that others would be more respectful but that is not the case.  Yes Captain Obvious:  I am still pregnant.  Ask me again and I may put my foot up your ass!!!!



Vent Over.